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Boyle’s Back (Nickname in Tow)

6/16/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

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World, stop holding your collective breath - your favorite Briton with “talent” that isn’t a diverse dance squad is back in the spotlight.

After a brief bout with the temporary form of insanity - otherwise known as exhaustion - that kept her off stage for two shows in Manchester, Susan Boyle wowed an audience of 6,000 (apparently easily wowed) Scots by singing those two lame showtunes she sang on “Britain’s Got Talent” as part of the show’s tour.  The boisterous crowd of highlanders delighted in SuBo’s (yes, they’re calling her SuBo now. Isn’t that creative?) renditions of “Memory” and “I Dreamed A Dream” with spontaneous applause, as if no one on the traveling tour of “Cats” or “Les Miserables” had ever performed them any better.  Boyle’s future in the industry is burning bright, but will look even brighter once she learns a few more songs and does a hot collabo with T-Pain and Usher.

Doom Shakalaka: Terror Strikes the Twitterverse

6/12/09 - Posted by Jennifer Hodges under Gossip, Industry

Complete and utter pandemonium. Little birdies running around with their heads cut off, beached fail whales all over the place. Geeks, social media experts, and Ashton Kutcher all have debilitating panic attacks as the Twitterverse begins to implode on itself, leaving us without any doorway to 140 character conversations. As horrific as this image may be, it soon may become a reality at 1:15 GMT tomorrow, when the Twitpocalypse is expected to bring all the damnation, fury, and hell of the internet upon us. (Though this time varies by a few hours depending on where you look.)

Without getting all geeky on you, here’s the basic rundown.

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Kirsten Dunst Signs On for More Spiderman

6/12/09 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Gossip

Fanboys and girls everywhere breathed a sigh of apathy today as rumors circulating about Kirsten Dunst’s involvement in the fourth installment of Spiderman were confirmed: she’s in.

The snaggly-toothed former child star was, admittedly, not much of a holdout for Spiderman 4—which is slated for a 2011 release—seeing as her career has been relatively quiet since the no-longer-a-trilogy was completed in ‘07.

Along with the announcement of Dunst’s return as Mary-Jane Watson were some teasers about the film itself:

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Carrie Prejean Fired for Sucking

6/10/09 - Posted by Carmel Hagen under Gossip

Carrie Prejean, politically incorrect beauty queen supreme, just got canned (for real this time). Apparently, she lacks some kindergarten skillz - like showing up on time and not asking permission before going to slumber parties and stuff. Bai bai now.

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Lambert Dons Favorite Sequin Leotard, Flies Out Of the Closet

6/09/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

In an earth shattering, universe threatening announcement, American Idol Runner-up and subsequent Clay Aiken combatant Adam Lambert has declared that he is of the homosexual persuasion. Lambert chose the controversial venue of conservative rock rag Rolling Stone magazine to out himself, sending shockwaves through legions of American Idol fans who obviously adored him for his tough jock image and steadfast refusal to flash jazz hands.

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Despite his current monstrous state of popularity, the newest member of the music community not to be trapped in the closet doesn’t plan on using his powers of “persuasion” for the betterment of gay rights, telling Rolling Stone that he’s “a singer and not a civil rights leader.” Instead, he’ll focus on planting more seeds of hatred towards people of his ilk, by continuing to croon awfully annoying pop covers.

Every Tony Awards Prop Has its Thorn

6/08/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

Every once in awhile, amidst of a sea of opposing religious beliefs and practices, we are convinced that one true force rules the universe - a force known as karma.  It seems that when Bret Michaels began his run on Rock of Love nearly two years ago, leveling the hopes and dreams of trashy women who fantasized about having an over the hill rocker boyfriend with a wig attached to a bandana for hair, he may have tossed that karma boomerang into the air.  Last night that projectile came humming at Mr. Michaels, when the inexplicable Tony Awards invitee felt the hurt of 1000 Rodeos, Ambres, and Daisies of Love in the form of a stage set piece.

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Couples Risk Storybook Disaster with Romeo + Juliet Weddings

6/03/09 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Gossip, Life & Culture

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Planning a marriage of Elizabethan proportions but can’t find the perfect altar? Look no further! Take a page out of Shakespeare’s famously romantic (and also tragic) play Romeo & Juliet by saying your I Do’s atop the balcony of the Casa de Giulietta, the spot where Romeo first serenaded his star-crossed bride to be.

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Twitter Gets Reality Check, Reality Checks Us Back

5/26/09 - Posted by Jennifer Hodges under Gossip

An army of angry Tweeps carrying torches and pitchforks have swarmed the internet, protesting plans to create a Twitter-based reality show (or just Twitter-utilizing; conflicting stories make it tough to tell). Emerging on memorial day, rumors flew that Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment (The Office, Biggest Loser, The Sopranos), were moving forward with an unscripted competition in which players would use Twitter while “trailing” celebrities. (Pure speculation leads us to believe that it would be called, “Stalk to Ya Later” or “American Twidol”)

Twitter’s official blog immediately put up a statement to try to quell rumors, but instead only sent people into more of a hysteric 140 character hissy-fit of skepticism when they released:

“…Regarding the Reveille and Brillstein project reported today, we have a lightweight, non-exclusive, agreement with the producers which helps them move forward more freely…”

Only to be followed by the following statement the very next day:

“Twitter is not making a television show. Some Hollywood folks are developing something that leverages Twitter and they are extremely enthusiastic as evidenced by all the media hubbub yesterday and today…”

Whether the show has legitimate plans or not, die hard enthusiasts of the micro blogging site are concerned that Twitter’s integrity will be lost if they decide to “sell out.” However, we’re trying to look on the bright side, as “Two million followers” boaster and lame-ass extraordinaire Ashton Kutcher has threatened to leave the site if a Twitter show goes through. That alone is enough reason to have us tuning in at 8:00 pm with some popcorn and a giant smile. Take that, Kutcher - You just got Twunked.

American Idol Winner // Sorry, Mashable… You Predicted the Loser

5/20/09 - Posted by Carmel Hagen under Gossip, Industry, Life at OneRiot

Earlier today, Mashable posted a great article that casually predicted Adam Lambert as winner of tonight’s American Idol finale. The authors of the post didn’t use a crystal ball to come to that conclusion, rather the increasingly buzzy methodology behind search trend analyzation. This process uses things like geography and search frequency to predict social behaviors, and has shown an exciting amount of promise, particularly for people in areas like marketing or politics.

In this particular case, the authors tracked search trends by region to gauge interest in both Adam Lambert and Kris Allen, and their findings seemed to imply that because people were searching more for Lambert, his fans could likely depend on him stealing the golden microphone. However, fans this side of Universal Studios (read: OneRiot’s intensely masculine, pop rock-ridiculing, ‘Kill Your TV’ search team (cough)) begged to differ. Instead of looking solely at searches, our team was watching what people were actually saying about Idol’s two final contestants on the realtime web - and they seemed to be telling a different story.

Check out the above graph, which tracks social media mentions of both Lambert and Allen over the time period around their last performance. Instead of tracking the total number of mentions, this chart tracks the proportion of mentions in respect to each individual’s average fan traffic on the social web. While at times Lambert does appear to be inching ahead of Allen and vice versa, they are by most accounts neck-and-neck.

This is an interesting graph, but much like a general search trend analysis it is somewhat incomplete. When people search for or share something online, you can fairly assume that they are at least interested in the subject. What you can’t assume is why they are interested in it, because just knowing that someone searched for something won’t always tell you what they were hoping to find. Likewise, just because someone shares something online doesn’t always mean they care about it - in fact, it might just mean they’re talking crap.

So, what’s in a search? A lot of things, and getting to the bottom of them is tricky. Did people search more for Adam because they intend to vote for him, or were they simply hunting down more info on the more sensationalist of the two singers? Without getting inside the collective brains of America, It’s nearly impossible to say. Thankfully, “What’s in a social media mention?” is a question we can answer just by digging a little deeper.

In the graph above, you’ll notice that Kris Allen seems to be faring better than Adam Lambert (Allen fans, go get your high fives on). What you’re looking at is a filtered graph of positive social signals surrounding each candidate, meaning this accounts for not only for mentions of either candidate on places like Twitter and OneRiot, but also for the sentiments behind those mentions. Overall, while people seem to talk about both candidates equally as much (as indicated by the first graph), it looks like they’re much more likely to talk favorably about Kris Allan, using words like “love” and “must win.” Predictably, this indicates that they will really vote for him in the final battle.

In other words - remember all those searches for Adam Lambert? They might not mean that much, because the actual sentiment of the social web is predicting a different winner. Of course, we’ll have to wait a few more hours to find out, but until then - our money’s on Allen.

Make that Remake: Chace Takes on Footloose

5/20/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

Any movie in which the evil jocks are the guys on the gymnastics team comes with sort of a laughable brilliance. For this exact reason, the 1984 film Footloose will always be a lovable exercise in popcorn munching futility. Unfortunately, Hollywood - in its now longstanding love affair with unoriginality - is taking this classically silly tale of Rock and Roll outlaw moves as it’s next victim on the path of fond film memory destruction.

After being turned down by Zac Efron to reprise Kevin Bacon’s wild warehouse dancing ways, Paramount Pictures has tabbed Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford to stand up against a small town preacher who is none too fond of the Rock ‘n’ Roll music (most likely be supplied by any number of emo bands). While we can’t personally deny Crawford’s girl power, it breaks our heart to see anyone else tackling the role of Ren McCormack. What’s next? A Top Gun remake or Six Degrees of Chase Crawford? That doesn’t sound like any fun. Quick, put out an amber alert for our childhood - we think it was last seen wandering aimlessly around the Paramount lot holding a much older studio execs hand.

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