I don’t care where this ship’s a goin’, my M-16 says we’re headed to the shores of Mogadishu!
Ahoy mateys. Peg Leg Ev’n here, and I be tak’n over the high seas of the OneRiot blog with this here post to let you know that tomorrow, September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So whether you’re flying on airplane en route to meet up with your old college buddy in Pittsburgh or just taking a stroll in the park with the one you love, don’t forget to throw some Pirate-isms out to your fellow swashbucklers sailin’ along Davy Jones locker of life.
Traditionally, this day has been all about sea shantys, “aaarghs,” eyepatches, and walkin’ the plank, but there are now plenty of new additions to the exciting realm of buccaneer terminology. For a modern day channeling of a marine marauder, just bust out a “I don’t care where this ship’s a goin’, my M-16 says we’re headed to the shores of Mogadishu,” or the ever so caustic, “we demand $3 million in ransom or the French captain gets a bullet to the brain.”
Whether you prefer the old timey yo-ho’s to the new fangled threat of gun violence, it’s all in play tomorrow. So change your Facebook language settings to “Pirate,” perch that Parrot on your shoulder, join an illegal free music website and fire a warning shot across the bows of all of your friends and enemies, because International Talk Like A Pirate Day is the only time everyone truly has an excuse for having a little Cap’n in ‘em.
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