As it turns out, the position you sleep in speaks volumes about your personality and the general way in which you go about things. According to a study conducted by Chris Idzikowski, most of us mainly use one of six sleeping poses, including Fetal, Soldier, Triple Helix, Butt Poke, and the Batman. The most common way to sleep is in the fetal position, which indicates a person who is tough on the outside, and chewy and moist on the inside. We conclude that this means most people have a heart of gold, and also that the same people come off as jerks, providing a nice answer to the question of our inherent inclination as a species.
People who sleep in the Soldier or the Starfish are said to be good listeners, make good friends, but are also prone to snoring and will often have a bad nights sleep. This may have less to do with the sleeping position and simply reflect that Soldier and Starfish sleepers feel incredible guilt because they tend to be awful, immoral people.
Idzikowski’s findings are fully detailed in his AOL Health article, in which he alludes to a placemat he’s working on that will include all the positions, their tendencies, fortunes, and compatibility with other types.
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