When you read this, remember that exposure to germs is one of the only ways our bodies learn to fight germs.
That said, next time your squeemish banker girlfriend gets weirdo about taking out the trash, feel free to call her a bacteria-whording sloth*.
1. Teacher/day-care worker
2. Cashier, bank employee
3. Tech support/computer repair
4. Doctor or nurse
5. Lab scientist
6. Police officer
7. Animal control officer
8. Janitor or plumber
9. Sanitation worker (AKA garbage man/woman)
10. Meat packer
via Yahoo Shine
*Hoarding/Whording. We know… but she never will.
