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Lindsay Bombed, Ronson (Gently) Explodes

11/17/08 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Gossip

Whether she’s writing blog rants about getting out the vote for America’s careless youth, engaging in on-set catfights with Ugly Betty’s America Ferrera, or going on about her newfound love of labia, Lindsay Lohan manages to take hold of drama’s hand and walk it around pretty much wherever she goes. So, it goes as no surprise that the former actress was recently rudely welcomed to Paris by an upstart group of animal rights activists when she showed up to nightclub The VIP Room Theater wearing a stole made out of fur—and not the faux (that’s French for fake) kind.

Reports came in Sunday that Lohan was actually on the receiving end of a ‘flour bomb,’ the slightly-less-invasive-than-paint attack used by some of the more sensible animal rights supporters out there. Club management quickly dusted off the washed up starlet and helped her inside where she and other irrelevant celebrities danced to the music of lover/up-and-coming DJ Samantha Ronson (who later blogged about the incident on Myspace stating, “I think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. Nice job, lady.”). No word on what kind of fur Lohan was actually wearing the night of the debacle, but our money is on beaver.

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