In a nauseating and desperate scramble to stay in the limelight, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills have been married. The couple would like you to believe they “eloped on a whim” in Cabo San Lucas at the One & Only Palmilla Resort last Thursday. However, in an amazing coincidence, photographers and press from US Weekly just happened to be there at the same time to catch it all on camera!
Friends and family were not present, so you know after this “elopement” they couple will have to plan another “wedding” for all guests, (which provides another opportunity to sell those pictures for a pretty penny as well). Montag’s family found out about the elopement at the same time as the general public found out via online celebrity gossip, but who needs family when you’ve got the paparazzi?
Two of the last covers that US Weekly broke featuring the couple were “I was betrayed by Spencer” and “Why I Called off my Wedding” (after they called off their engagement due to “dark sides,” drama, and “another woman”). Glad they patched it all up so quickly and now have a “fairy-tale romance.”
We’ve got bets on them being divorced in less than a year, (Ed Note: And also bets that that bag of a dress Heidi is wearing might maybe potentially possibly indicate that Heidi is knocked) but we’ve got to give the duo credit for being the best fame-whores of the decade!
