Infamously self absorbed rapper Kanye West has compared himself to Michael Jordan, saying he is to rap what the sports legend is to basketball. For those less savvy to the levels of self-infatuation needed for this comparison, know that all other languages translate this sentence as “I am to music what God was to the creation of the Universe (non-believers insert: “what PBR is to hipsters”).“
Awesome, Kanye, awesome.
UPDATE: Ooh, sorry to hear you got arrested, Kanye. God should never get arrested.
