11/21/08 - Posted by Christopher Reinhard under Gossip
This is the story of a stand-up dude, and a lesson for wedded embezzlers the world over. After what seems like the longest two-week divorce settlement in history, director Guy Ritchie is finally free from the clutches of his skeletal, Kabbalah-banging pop tart of an ex-wife, Madonna.
Amid rumors of the material girl’s torrid affair with superjock Alex Rodriguez, speculation surrounding Ritchie’s integrity as a man had many—including gay icon Madge herself—believing that his intentions in ending the marriage were financial, but this British badass put his proverbial middle finger in the air and said ‘thanks, but no thanks’ to the millions lawfully entitled to him in the settlement.
Perhaps in an effort to bury the hatchet and prove himself more than just another lowly gold digger, Richie walked with his own earnings and made sure to demand no less than joint custody over the couple’s three children. It appears that for the time being, Lourdes (12), Rocco (8) and David (3) will do a lot of jet-setting between New York and London under an amicable joint custody agreement. Side note: we can’t wait until their socialite status is realized.
The only question left is this: if the parents split custody, which one gets which half of Lourdes’ unibrow? ZING!
Tags: Celebrities, Relationships, Touche
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