In the age of plastic surgery, it’s no surprise when Hollywood stars stay good looking for awhile (like Robert Redford), but Jennifer Aniston is hot. Like hott, hot. And amazingly, we think she just got hottter.
The former Friends star (and current 3rd-party participant in the Brangelina saga), recently posed in nothing but a tie for GQ. Here’s a preview of what 14-year old boys all over America will have under their mattress next week:
Here’s the play-by-play: Jennifer started as a cute (if not awkward) character on a great TV show, got more famous as the sorta puzzling choice of Brad Pitt’s wife, then did a whole bunch of bad movies as the same character. Now- out of the blue- she’s looking like this: A Bond girl with classic girl-next-door charm.
At one point, Brad Pitt’s move to Angelina made sense, at least in a picking Veronica over Betty sort of way. But now it just looks stupid.*
*This sentiment is not anonymously supported by the staff of OneRiot. Not a bit. Nice one, Brian; we could airbrush the crap out of you, too.
