In the 1987 choreography classic Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze made it perfectly clear that “nobody puts baby in a corner.” Now the 56 year-old actor is putting his name in the place of baby as tabloid reports have placed him practically on his deathbed.
The star of such films as Ghost and Point Break is attempting to give those unsubstantiated rumors a Road House style pummeling as he continues to work on his new TV series, “The Beast” for A&E. Trustworthy publications such as the National Enquirer recently reported that Swayze gathered loved ones together to say his final, tearful goodbyes before being beamed up to a UFO and flying off to Ice Planet Zektor-18 for a last ditch attempt at finding a cure for the usually fatal condition. However, everyone’s favorite 80’s heartthrob and comedic Chippendales dancer wants to assure everyone that he won’t be jumping into Whoopi Goldberg’s body during a taping of The View anytime soon, as he insists he’s winning the battle with his biological oppressor.
We wish you only the best Mr. Swayze, and to that sentiment we’re sure our readers would say, “ditto.”
