There must be something in the water, because this week’s hottest hot topics coughed up more animal wackness than all of last year’s panda attacks combined. Enormous rats, see-thru swimmers, fish that jump around like rabbits - and oh, did we mention that jaguars are heading west?
Watch Out for Catctus
It seemed like these spotted kitties were disappearing, but recent sightings in Arizona and Mexico are proving that you just can’t take the party out of polka dots. We’ll purr to that. http://topics.oneriot.com/jaguar-spotted-in-az
Tee Hee, That Looks Like Jelly
Not to embarrass you or anything, but um… we can see your brain. http://topics.oneriot.com/transparent-fish:-first-photos
Super Shudder: Rats to the Max
Nothing like a *&@#!! enormous rodent to bring some pep to your pace. This record setting rat had one-inch long teeth and a tail that could whip you good - assuming it didn’t just go straight for your jugular. EEK is freaking right. http://topics.oneriot.com/giant-rat-found-in-china
Getting Fishy With it
A fish with legs? Darwin would love it so! We just like to imagine these little fishfrogs Extreme Walking all over the ocean floor – and we’ll take one a leash, thanks. http://topics.oneriot.com/the-bouncing-frogfish
No Peeing in the Oval Office
A Portuguese Water Puppy will be joining the Obamas in April, and we can’t wait to give that doggy some presidential (ok– imaginary) pats. Have fun learning about responsibility, girls - and no, you can’t ride him. http://topics.oneriot.com/first-puppy-coming-soon
Would You Rather
…get sat on by an 800-pound gorilla, or swatted by a 771-pound stingray? Too close to call? No worries, you can do it all now that both of those animals are in captivity. http://topics.oneriot.com/monster-stingray-found
