Ladies, what do you do when you’ve got a bone to pick with your husband, and he isn’t interested in a thing you’re saying? Well, if you’re Helen Sun, you do the obvious thing and handcuff yourself to him. Then the bastard will have nowhere to run.
But the 37-year-old Connecticut woman didn’t stop at the handcuffs - she changed the locks on the bedroom to keep him from going anywhere, then proceeded to bite him repeatedly on the torso and arms. Robert Drowbough, obviously in pain after waking up to teeth in his flesh, used his cellphone to call the cops. The police arrived to their Fairfield home to the screams coming from the bedroom (and not the good kind). Robert was taken to the hospital to treat his wounds, and while authorities haven’t released whether wifey Helen was arrested, we think it’s a safe bet that she’ll be starring in SkinAMax’s new hit “Really Desperate Housewives”








