President Obama’s administration has unveiled a new $700 million plan to strengthen the nation’s Southern Border, in hopes that this will prevent our amigos a el sur en Mexico from bringing their escalating Cartel Wars across the U.S. Border.
The new proposition calls for a twofold increase in the amount of border security task force teams as well as a notable surge in the number of other agents keeping an eye on Mexico. While the move aims to improve intelligence sharing between the two nations, crack down on the transport of money, drugs and weapons, and prevent spillover of the violence into the U.S. at border towns such as Tijuana and Ciudad Juarez, Americans will most likely continue their exemplary patronage of those towns in order to get liquored up underage and engage in sordid affairs with cheap prostitutes. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!
