There seems to be some semblance of social justice upon first glance at an article that reads, “Lawyer Survives Plane Crash And Gets Laid.” Nevermind that the survivor was an attorney; surviving a plane crash and getting laid in two consecutive outings just seems like a rare feat even for the most unscrupulous of professionals.
Unfortunately, not all’s well that ends well, both with headline and with this story. It turns out the headline had a few more words than we originally read hidden on the line below, which continued with “Off The Next Day.” So, instead of gettin’ lucky twice, Frank Scudere, a survivor of Capt. Sully’s famed USAIR flight 1549, returned to work the day after nearly being axed by Canadian Geese to be similarly sentenced by pink paper. The previous day’s predicament did illicit some temporary sympathy from the higher ups as they held off on Scudere’s marching orders until, well… March. Sorry, Frank - but can’t you find a lawsuit in there somewhere?
