A bevy of angry village people wielding spears and flaming swords attacked a small horseless carriage on Thursday, leaving two heathens lying dead on the city’s cobblestone streets. The executions occurred when residents of the small Broughton colony outside London discovered plans of an outside power known as Google to use a device called a ‘camera’ to aid criminals in pillaging homes and stealing babies. When the town shaman predicted an apocalyptic happening, the citizenry took to the streets.
Little is known about the Googlian intruders beyond their intentions to map civilization once and for all, but thanks to the violent but necessary actions in Broughton, we can sleep safely in our huts for one more night without worrying about the Great Eye.
(This story may or may not be a complete fabrication based on Broughton residents turning away a Google Street View photography crew.)
