Human super computer and personal advisor to the stars Stephen Hawking has not gone the way of Isaac Asimov and Carl Sagan just yet. Despite reports that the genius physicist was “very ill” yesterday, he is now purported to be on the road to recovery.
Hawking was admitted to Addenbrooke hospital Monday after digitally complaining of a chest infection. The news of his impending well-being allowed the physics world to breathe a huge sigh of relieve as it will allow Hawking to continue work on his “unified theory,” which attempts to solve contradictions between Albert Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity and the Theory of Quantum Mechanics. VH1 execs also breathed a sigh of relief as they can now continue planning their Hawking-based reality show, Quark of Love.
