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OneRiot Hot Topics: Bare Hands, Bear Hugs and Dirty (Dirty) Politics

4/03/09 - Posted by Carmel Hagen under OneRiot News

This weeks hottest hot topics merged play with politics, injecting even the most formal of officialities with a plucky hit of reality. Journalists seeking a stern chat with Hillary found something a whole lot steamier, Michelle broke Queen Elizabeth II’s no-touch rule, and even Miss Universe lost her outerworldly composure. Of course, not everyone’s experiences with international policy played out so positively, as sometimes landing that adoptee takes more than a place on the A-list. Sorry, Madonna; it looks like Malawi needs more mom, less material – and according to what OneRiot’s new Twitter Search has to share on the matter, it looks like the world agrees.

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Hot Times with Hillary

A press release inviting journalists to an “on-the-record call with Hillary Clinton” accidentally directed them to another source of close communication– a phone sex line.
http://topics.oneriot.com/white-house-phone-sex

Michelle Defrosts Elizabeth

Michelle Obama isn’t known for holding back on hugs, and a recent trip to meet the Queen of England – who traditionally stays clear of touching – proved to be no exception.
http://topics.oneriot.com/michelle-obama-touches-queen

The G20 Go

Russia’s holding out on the 1.1 trillion global financial rescue package, but the rest of the world’s leaders seem to be saying ‘all systems go.’
http://topics.oneriot.com/g20-summiters-close-global-deal

Malawi Rejects Madonna

If Brangelina can pluck foreign babies out of thin air, why can’t Madonna nab the rights to a newbie from Malawian court?
http://topics.oneriot.com/madonna-adoption-bid-rejected

Soooo Fun

Miss Universe recently wrote a blog post about her AWESOME trip to the torture chamber (aka, Guantanamo Bay), and her ignorance didn’t go unnoticed. But was it fair to take the post down?
http://topics.oneriot.com/miss-universe-has-blast-at-guantanamo

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