You know what takes away the bitter pain of owing the IRS hundreds upon hundreds of dollars? A baja chicken taco, that’s what.
So - maybe not all of it - but all exaggeration aside, a couple of freebies on tax day are sure to make you feel a little, eensy, tinesy bit better. Shops all over the country are throwing in some complimentary goodies on account of this being the worst day of the year, and it’s your duty as a tax-paying American to take advantage of this glorious opportunity. Here are some of our favorite treats of the day:
Subway: Screw eating fresh. Go for the free greasy cookie that they are offering with their meals! MMM chocolatey!
Cinnabon: Free bite-sized cinnamon rolls from 5 to 8pm today (airport locations exempt, bastards.)
Chick-fil-A: While only featured in some locations, the chickeny fast food joint is letting you buy lunch, then return in the next 15 days with your receipt to get that same meal for free. Sweet.
T.G.I. Friday’s: Love artichoke dip? Well depending on how much you shell out at dinner or lunch today, you could snag a $5 or $10 gift card. (And it’s only Wednesday!)
HydroMassage Bed: Offering free Hyrdromassages at hundreds of outlets across the country (which is cool and kinda creepy at the same time).
OneRiot: I am offering my witty one liners and jokes up all day. Best freebie in town. Follow us on Twitter (and follow me too).
