All over the world, sad old men are chomping at the bit for a chance to relive their only glory days on the gridiron. And now, for some reason, God has smiled upon a few of them and made it so. Someone decided it was a good idea to have a bunch of out-of-shape meatheads duke it out to settle the score of a 1993 football game between rivals Phillipsburg High School and Easton Area High School - and perhaps more depressingly, 10,000 fans voiced their concurrence by snatching up every last ticket to the game in under 90 minutes.
The event, orchestrated by Gatorade, will take place this Sunday at Fisher Stadium in Easton, Pennsylvania. Rumor has it Uncle Rico will be starting at quarterback for Phillipsburg. Maybe this time he can finally take state.
