No, Heidi and Seal have not lost their money in a Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme or decided to live an alternative lifestyle. The couple said “I do,” again this weekend for the fifth time in four years of marriage with an elegant and classy ”retro” hillbilly ceremony. They also added in a dash of paranoia, normally holding their anniversary at the Mexican resort where they originally tied the knot, but decided “against it this year due to the outbreak of Swine flu,” according to Arizona Central.
After more than just a world record for most wedding vow renewals, the couple are clearly seeking the coveted nonexistent award for most annoying theme. And hey, we won’t argue that they didn’t peg it with their costumes. Seal donned a mullet wig and studded American flag jacket, while the pregnant Heidi managed to look good in corn rows and a lace and sequin top. Plastic sting lights and plastic pink flamingos, the heralded mascots of all trailer parks, set the scene, as an Elvis impersonator officiated.
Those who live in certain parts of Texas are thrilled to now be able to say they are modeling their own ceremonies after a celebrity couple, but let’s hope this doesn’t become too big of a trend.
