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Stripper Spills on Phelps’ Threesomes

5/11/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Sports, US

Just when you thought Michael Phelps’ 15-minutes might be up, the bong-slurping swim legend splashed back onto the scene today, proving he just may have long-term staying power. Three whole hours of it.

As it turns out, the champion swimmer is just as capable of breaking records in the bedroom as he is in the 200 meter butterfly. A Baltimore area exotic dancer, speaking with Britain’s ‘News of The World,’ shared details of a booze-fueled three-hour long threesome between herself, Phelps and a fellow dancer.

In addition to sharing juicy details of their sexual romp, Theresa White tattled about some of the 14-time Olympic gold medalists less flattering habits, such as his propensities for crying, enjoying the chewing tobacco, and doing his pre-lovemaking wining and dining at Taco Bell. She also claimed that the human fish has a bevy of five or six women on call that he likes to get slippery with on occasion. As much as we’re compelled to judge Mr. Phelps for his promiscuous habits, we’re more inclined to say, atta boy, Mikey!

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