After the copier and the fax machine, the fridge stands as the most abused office appliance. While the maintenance of every other item shared by co-workers is essential to actual work, it is a brave soul who dares to venture into the pulsing compost heap. Today in San Jose, someone opened Pandora’s box.
The combination odor of decomposing things once delicious filled the entire office, causing a scene that we have creatively re-enacted for your convenience. Finally, someone had the sense to call 911, seeing that it would take trained professionals to contain the carnage. Seven people were carted to to the hospital, The AT&T building was evacuated and a hazmat team was sent in. Upon hearing the news, Marcel Audiffren’s ghost shook his head and said “Not like this…not like this…”
