Kobe Bryant earned himself another notch in his belt last night as the LA Lakers beat the Orlando Magic 99-86 in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. The dashing superstar forced his way into the narrow scoring lane—sometimes from behind—numerous times throughout the contest, running circles around Magic players as if they were helpless groupies. Kobe played rough, assaulting the basket all night long and amassing 30 points.
Last night’s victory secured Bryant’s fourth title, but only his first since the days of double-teaming opponents alongside Shaquille O’Neal.
After the game, Bryant was awarded the first-ever Bill Russell MVP award—worth an estimated $4 million in gold—which he immediately gave to his wife as an ‘apology’ for all the time he spent raping teams during the playoffs this year. She smiled and accepted the trophy, all the while maintaining a look of ‘think about the alimony’ plastered on her beautiful face.
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