11-Year Old Harvey Kindlon was so close! He managed to get within feet of uber-beauty of the moment Megan Fox at the London premiere of Transformers 2, when his well-documented quest to give her a yellow rose was stymied by the flashbulbs of photo hounds from the UK’s trashiest rags. It seemed all was well that ended well though, as the aptly-named Ms. Fox had seen a photo of the boy pathetically longing in the not-so-distance and issued an apology, noting that ignoring such a doting fan was very unlike her.
In an effort to remedy the situation, Kodak put a down payment on Kindlon’s future as a stalker by flying the boy out to New York for a second chance with the ex-fiancee of Brian Austin Green. It seemed that the stars were perfectly aligned for their whirlwind romance to begin as the sexy M.F. was slated to appear on the Today show on Friday in New York, and the boy would finally be able to shower the star with canary-colored petals. Alas, if we’ve learned nothing from Bret Michaels, it’s that every rose, indeed, has it’s thorn. With the sudden death of the King of Pop occurring Thursday, Fox’s appearance was scrapped from the today show and Kindlon’s dreams were subsequently deflated in one fell swoop. The starlet never entered the gravitational pull of the city that never sleeps, as she was whisked back to her home in Hollywood, leaving one sad little boy who will most likely learn that he’ll continually be disappointed in his relationships with women if he doesn’t lower his standards. In a related story, I’ve yet to have that personal political summit with Natalie Portman I’ve been requesting for years.
I’d like to request that the title of this article be renamed ‘My Life in Pictures: the Harvey Kindlon Story.’
Ha! “Sexy M.F.”
Genius.
My little nod to Prince.