Once you(‘re) pop(ped for soliciting prostitution), you can’t stop: not just a tagline, but a way of life. Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma City was busted last week for dropping trow and giving it up for a container of—get this—potato chips. OneRiot has recovered an exclusive*, official transcript of the actual encounter between Smith and the unidentified Frito-Lay employee:
Lahoma Sue Smith: Hey big boy, whatchu got in that there crate, hmm?
Frito-Lay Employee: Oh, hello ma’am. Just got some chips in here.
LSS: Is that so, Mister Man? What kinna chips you got?
FLE: It’s assorted, ma’am.
LSS: You wanna trade?
FLE: I’m not really supposed to, ma’am. I’m just supposed to deliver these chips to that store over there.
LSS: How’s about you deliver something else, to my store?
FLE: I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean.
LSS: Oh I think you do. Just bring your cute brown uniform-wearin’ booty over here. That’s it, sit down right there on that pile of tires.
FLE: If I get fired for this, I’m not sure it’ll be worth it. Just take the chips and let’s do it. At least I can say I was robbed.
I’ll trade you my chips for your taco.
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http://libertarianhumor.com/2009/06/25/chips-for-tacos/