It used to be that whenever we had the urge to see a trashy Long Island native posing shirtless via a camera phone photo they took of themselves in the mirror, we would just go to Myspace and do a search for the name Joey or Amber. But the “place for friends” is no longer the only site to catch a glimpse of those desperate for sexy time approval.
Struggling skin and bones starlet Lindsey Lohan has given us good reason to defriend Tom by baring most of her upper
echelon - save for some strategically placed hair in front of her reasonably sized silly cones - in a pic she posted to Twitter. It’s not clear whether Lohan was trying to attract or repulse the person she posted this for, but at least she and the hacker who snagged them off of her account have given America plenty of meaningless celebrity fodder to ponder at the beach over this first official weekend of summer.
