Breaking news: Shia Labeouf does NOT want to sleep with his mother. He’d just like to clarify that, America. In fact, the incest rumors are the most “ridiculous thing,” he has ever heard! All the he did was tell Playboy in May that, “Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” Yep, that’s all he said. His comments were totally misinterpreted. It’s not like he said he wanted to sleep wi…well, maybe…dammit.
Instead of doing oedipal damage control the awesome way by calling Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake to make a sequel to Mother Lover, the Transformer’s star boringly appeared on Extra to set the record state on his maternal lovin. “I’m not having sex with my mother. It’s I don’t have any problems appearing crazy to make my mother smile, but she is the most beautiful woman on this planet and I love her. She’s fly as hell. I stand by that. My mom’s awesome.”
