Some kids are bad to the bone, others are bad to the soul. So goes the story of a seven year old Utah boy who lead police officers on a car chase in his father’s Dodge Intrepid in order to avoid going to church. Like a bat outta’ hell (or an AC/DC song), this mini Satan-spawn rolled through stop signs, recklessly weaved through lanes, and took speeds up to a blistering 40 MPH (any speed over 10 MPH is blistering if under the age of 10).
Two deputies finally caught up to the boy near Salt Lake City, where he stopped in a driveway and bolted inside the house. Unfortunately, the random home could not provide sanctuary to this little speed-demon and he was soon apprehended. The boy is too young to be punished by authorities, but instead we’re guessing his true punishment should be an exorcism and a Sunday School intervention. Amen.
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