Embattled yet always sassy Alaska Governor Sarah Palin seems to constantly have lots of ’splainin’ to do. This week is no different, as John McCain’s former running mate faces allegations that she used her position as chief executive of Seward’s Folly to secure”unwarranted benefits” and snag “improper gifts through the Alaska Fund Trust,” which she had authorized her supporters’ creation of.
The thought that the Governor would use such funds for personal gains is not so far fetched, as she had previously been known for employing previously allotted funds on such superfluous items as expensive outfits to help her play the Let’s Dress Like We’re 2nd in Line to the Presidency game. Levi Johnston could not immediately be reached for comment, but we imagine he would’ve pointed out that it could be worse; she could be the current Vice President or not leaving office in a couple of days. As for Palin’s excuse, we expect to there to be a rambling, incoherent statement issued on the matter rather soon.
