Michael Jackson sure did a lot of crazy stuff while he was alive. Whether he was showing off utterly insane dance moves or just dangling genetic impossibilities out of a hotel window in Germany, there was no doubt that the King of Pop could also be the “King of Getting Our Attention.” And now that it’s been nearly two weeks since MJ exited our midst stage left - a stint that’s proved just as hardy on our trending topics list - it’s almost safe to say that this cultural icon was someone who resonated with society on a nearly religious level, almost to the point that you would think he moonwalked on water.
With that in mind, it almost comes as no surprise that several days after dancing up to wherever a Captain Eo goes after he dies, the King of Pop is still effing with the people he left behind on earth. There have been several supernatural sightings of the “Gone To Soon” pop star who once pledged that “Heaven Can Wait.” Not only did his ghost swing by a televised tour of Neverland, but much like religious icons Jesus and The Virgin Mary the gloved one is showing his face in all sorts of unexpected places. Most recently, a Stockton family found the pop genius’s mug staring at them via the medium of a tree stump. Felix Garcia apparently stared really, really hard and saw MJ’s face in a tree outside the house where he’s lived for the past 22 years.
Jackson had visited Stockton some 20 years before after fatal shootings at a local school. One neighbor stated that to some members of the town, Jackson meant more than Jesus, which explains why that neighbor just kept eating his toast earlier that morning after seeing a Christ-like outline.
