Keep clear of the white whale! Australian booze-cruisers came across one of the country’s most sought-after natural treasures—a white humpback whale commonly referred to as Migaloo—after a long period during which many believed was no longer living. Thanks to its resurgence, booze-cruisers henceforth will be required to maintain a wide berth—500 meters, to be exact—from the fabled creature.
Migaloo’s history is well documented in Australia as well as on the internet; the baleen-eating albino beast, whose name means ‘white fella,’ was first spotted in 1991. It’s discovery has sparked a couple of unofficial fan sites online, and an anti-whale hunting coalition.
In a related story, Captain Ahab is f*cking pissed.
