UPDATE: We would like to publicly apologize for the inexcusable offense of initially using a picture of the wrong Jonas Brother on this blog post. As Lucy sweetly pointed out, Joe does NOT play a white piano. However, we do think the “eskimo kiss” part is more than likely fact, so sorry, Lucy - we’re keeping that.
Awesome news for pretty much anybody that’s not the subject: Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have called it quits. The pair, who many said could “totally be brother and sister,” decided to part ways after 10 months of holding hands and giving each other eskimo kisses.
Joe, the middle Jonas brother, was reported to be crying backstage at a performance in Detroit earlier this week; but since then he has been in much better spirits, even taking time to not capitalize on his superstar status by not having rebound sex… with one of the many faux-hipster groupies outside the band’s touring jet. All of us at OneRiot are glad to hear that Joe will have another chance to flash those bushy, disarming eyebrows at fans without feeling guilty for cheating.
Camilla Belle’s career is just taking off as well, so it’s likely that even without her upstaging man candy, we’ll be seeing a lot of her as well. Possibly in Playboy.
Ridiculous. Story’s about Joe Jonas and refers to a white piano. Joe doesn’t play piano–and the accompanying photo is NICK Jonas. Joe and Camilla were not once photographed “eskimo kissing.” And there are no groupies anywhere near the tour jet. Way to make a story out of nothing.
Zomg you are SO right about the eskimo kissing!! They TOTALLY kissed with tongue!
(Seriously though, sorry about the pic, huge disaster. Edit coming.)
Gosh, I seriously overreacted. Sorry OneRiot staff; I totally realize that The Jonas Brothers are not ACTUALLY important, at all.
i lov joe jonas he was my boyfriend:):):):):):)