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2009 Teen Choice Awards Predictable, Pattinson-y

8/10/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Gossip

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About five-sevenths of those in the proper age range to be referred to as “Teens” may not have the right to vote, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be blessed with the burden of choice. What better way to bestow upon the adolescent population their very own right to choose by giving them an award show in which they basically tell you what you already knew they liked. Yes, everyone who induces shrieking in those between the ages of 13 and 19 was on hand to be honored at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, a shocking ceremony held at the Gibson Theater in Los Angeles on Sunday night. The kids let their ballots (or however they vote) do the obsessed, high-pitched wailing that only dogs can hear. As soon as Lassie got the message loud and clear that the kids thought enough of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s performance in their light-hearted, not-at-all brooding, good-time vampire romp, Twilight, that they saw fit to award them both for it. The film went on to snag 11 awards in total.

Meanwhile, the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus surprised everyone by taking home five and six awards respectively, possibly in the music category or maybe just in the cute boyz and girlz department. The show also saw the aforementioned acts separately involved in two of the most beguiling moments in world pop culture history.

The first occurred when one of the Jonas Brothers (Gary?) had his hair cut by Mike Tyson. Call us crazy, but we just don’t trust putting scissors in the hands of a guy with a face tattoo who has bitten off ears. For the evening’s 2nd oddest moment, Miley Cyrus actually referred to Britney Spears as “my hero.” Oh those teens, when they choose to be, they can be quite unpredictable. To catch all of the wacky action, check out the show tonight on FOX!

  1. Abdullah August 10, 2009 3:21 pm

    What’s ‘Twilight’ ? Is that like ‘Harry Potter’ ?

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