Ah, print media. Your death is slow and current. You used to provide us with meaningful news without the human interest or the celebrity gossip that sells. But clearly, you overestimated the attention span of the American public. Now that sound bites and status updates are replacing news, perhaps you are looking back on the rags and mags of your age that have been pandering to the people since the days before information technology. Who Wore it Better? You should have been all over it when you had the chance.
So who did wear it better? Was it the award winning child star turned chick from True Blood who can actually act or the talentless sex-on-a-platter who helped ruin the movie version of my favorite childhood cartoon? Perhaps you nor I could care less, but it sure as hell is trending. Enough people want to know, and by Zeus, we at OneRiot will get to the bottom of it. Both luscious ladies were spotted out wearing the same black Hervé L. Leroux dress and seeing the pictures side by side perplexes the mind with that single, resonating question: Who wore it better?
I could vote on this. So could you. The voting box is right there under the article. But how can we, in good conscience, pick one over the other. So many merits on either side, coupled with so many fundamental errors. Who wore it better? Nay, who could wear it better? Oh Bea Arthur, where are you when we need you?
Well, I mean they both wore it. I think the crux of the argument comes down to who had the most trouble putting it on, who kinda felt itchy while wearing it, who received the most improper advances from desperate fans? The only way to know for sure the answer to the question, “Who wore it better?” would be for these two young ladies to discuss their experiences wearing said piece of clothing. Who really, are we to decide? I think OneRiot should invite Megan Fox and Anna Paquin to discuss their dress wearing experience in their own column called “She Said…She Said.”