Search the realtime web - the news, stories and videos people are talking about right now.

5
Love it!

Give Someone the Elbow: It’s International Left-Hander’s Day

8/13/09 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Hot Topics

Here’s to the Barack Obamas, William Jefferson Clintons, Leonardo Da Vincis and Paul McCartneys of the world who, despite not feeling comfortable at their right-handed desks, have been able to etch their names in the pages of history.

picture-732 Being left-handed can be both an affliction and a blessing. While many lefties are said to be geniuses, the act of transferring the brilliance they possess from pen to paper is often met with smeared ink. Lefties have faced much hardship in their lives, from sitting next to a righty at the dinner table to engaging in a proper handshake with someone of the opposite-handed persuasion, and lest we forget, looking ever so awkward with a pair scissors. The lefty must persevere through a childhood of bitter strife in which the other 90% of the population tells them they’re not patriotic unless they put their right hand over their heart during the pledge of allegiance.

For all of the discrimination and difficulty they are forced to endure, they emerge a stronger, savvier southpaw, and for that they deserve their own day of honor. So here’s to all of the Sandy Koufaxes, Barack Obamas, William Jefferson Clintons, Leonardo Da Vincis, (Evan Kesslers) and Paul McCartneys of the world who, despite not feeling comfortable at their right-handed desks, have been able to etch their names as more than just a footnote in the pages of history.

Today, August 13th, is your day - International Left-Hander’s day. Grasp it in the hand everyone says you shouldn’t use and don’t let go.

Comment on this

Partnership

Recent Comments

  • Jennifer Hodges March 20, 2010 10:29 am Hey Dave- Just sent you an email!
  • Dave March 19, 2010 9:14 pm Thank you for the update. When will this be open to publishers? Our firm would like to...
  • casey March 19, 2010 7:40 am His movies are just by far the best. All his imagination for movies is completely and...
  • london March 11, 2010 10:13 pm This is an obvious decision.
  • twilight news March 8, 2010 6:58 am I think twilight is more popular than true blood, that means twilight reaches to...

Gossip

Updates

Partnership

Stuff We’re Watching

  • YouTube Preview Image
  • http://www.vimeo.com/3751394
  • http://www.vimeo.com/9800754

Tweet Tweet

    more tweets
     

    You need to log in to vote

    The blog owner requires users to be logged in to be able to vote for this post.

    Alternatively, if you do not have an account yet you can create one here.

    Powered by Vote It Up