It’s exhausting to keep up with all the players this hurricane season. There was Guillermo, Claudette, Sanjay, not to mention Prakatkiet, Alangatulakay, and Bubbaloo out on the Pacific. Well, fret not. The next scourge to slap the islands with 110 mph winds has a simple name: Bill. Correction, don’t fret unless you live somewhere in the Carribean. And if that is where you live, then you’ve had a pretty sweet life thus far. Time to give it up to nature.
Bill was seen forming out in the Atlantic and became a category two storm at a time when other storms of the season were dying out, leaving the staff room at the Weather Channel buzzing with excitement. Of course, they get to do the fun part: raving about it from a distance. Those inhabiting the Carribean islands have begun bracing themselves for the impact, emergency measures flying left and right. The only American state in Bill’s path? Florida. Yeah, another place that’s used to this. When will they learn that it’s safer in the brutally cold northeast.
Bubbaloo? For reals?