If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life it’s that every sperm is sacred - even great - and if any of those guys get wasted, God gets quite irate. But at what point do little bundles of joy you create stop being bundles of joy and start just being time consuming things you start referring to as “hey kid?”
For John and Kate Gosselin the number was somewhere between two and eight when they decided all of those kids were cutting into their Vegas time. But as the saying goes, diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks - and for the Duggars, the effing nymphomaniacs of TLC’s “17 Kids and Counting,” 18 is simply not enough.
Despite the fact that they probably couldn’t list off all of their kids under 60 seconds without forgetting a few, Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have just announced that their happy northwest Arkansas home has a 19th stork delivery on the way. With 18 other kids, ranging in age from 0-21, and a grandie down the pipe, it’s unlikely they’ll stop mass producing until they are recognized as their own sovereign industrialized nation whose chief export is touching reality show moments. By 2016 they’re even expected to field a top flight Olympic squad in time for that year’s Summer Games at an as yet undetermined site. Go for the gold Duggars! And while you’re at it…go for #20!
