When you don’t agree with a guy on one thing, not only are you likely to have disparate views on everything, but he’s probably going after your children too. Patches of parents across the country are trembling with fear over what President Obama might say in his scheduled address to the nation’s students on Tuesday. Many fear that he may, with his proven special powers, brainwash our nation’s incandescent youth to fulfill the world domination scheme that began when he announced his candidacy for president.
What has parents most fearful is that no one has any clue what this man’s ulterior motives are. A man whose own educational record is exemplary of the American work ethic could not possibly understand the kids in college today, whose beer-numbed minds are weak and lay susceptible to the eloquence of men like Obama. In a matter of minutes he could have students turning their baseball caps around the right way, folding their collars back down, and pulling up their pants. Next thing you know, general knowledge will replace sports trivia. People may even prioritize becoming multi-lingual.
At times like these, regular folk reflect on how far we’ve come and where we’re going as a nation. As that crazy lady said in Columbus Ohio, “I want my America back”
Whatever…I bet Obama doesn’t even know who holds the all-time record for rushing yards.