An Indonesian couple has managed to produce a 19.2 pound baby, shattering previously held records and dwarfing the birth weights of his relatively large older siblings by almost 10 pounds. The boy, Akbar, was removed from his mother’s womb via Caesarean section by several doctors and a construction worker operating a forklift.
The child’s mother, who was pretty sure she was having twins (large ones, at that), is understandably exhausted.
Akbar’s father has expressed his concern of how to feed the child. He has reportedly been nursing insatiably since his birth, depleting mother’s milk at a rate never before seen. Due to his unusual size, there is much speculation as to how his diet will evolve, leading many to invoke the only known literary reference. As a result, a giant griddle is being designed according to designs posited by the tall tales of Paul Bunyan, complete with “butter-skates” so that regular sized people can prepare it for flapjack making.
Haha, Monster Baby.
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