We’re not sure whether you forgot to separate the plastic from the glass last week or you decided to purchase a gas-guzzling SUV, but whatever you did, mother nature is pissed off.
Recently, the earth has unleashed a flurry of destruction upon its inhabitants unmatched since theaters worldwide made people watch The Day After Tomorrow. It all started with storms and subsequent deadly floods in the Phillippines, which then carried on to Vietnam. Next on the disaster timeline came Tuesday’s massive Samoan earthquake which sent a deadly tsunami roaring through the capital and put areas as far away as Hawaii and as near as California on watch. As if three force majeures were not enough to have us shaking in our boots, this morning we were awakened by news of a second massive earthquake near Sumatra. Now we’re not sure if this is all just a big coincidence caused by shifting clouds and tectonic plates or it’s the end of days, but whatever you might have done to irk mother earth, kindly repent or build yourself an ark.
