The Story: Ecstasy pills in the shape of Obama’s head were just discovered. Here are a few other politician/product parings.
The Search: Obama Ecstasy
Being on the pulse of all things in existence, OneRiot has been well aware of Obama branding since the beginning. Aside from concluding that the “other O” (as he is now being called on the internet) could even outsell Paul Newman in the salad dressing game, we’re sure that most products bearing Obama’s likeness aren’t licensed to do so. This was the case when police officers in Palmview, Texas found a bunch of ecstasty pills shaped like Barack Obama’s head in the car belonging to a really big fan of drugs.
This happening affirmed out belief that Obama can sell anything, and that his popularity is contagious. Sarah Palin isn’t even in politics anymore, but she sure as hell is a celebrity. As this trend continues, we’ve got some recommendations for all those who wish to break from the droll back and forth of American politics for the bright and sunny shores of capitalist heaven.
Joe Biden for Marlboro
Obama picked Biden as his running mate because the guy is an average Joe. I mean, hell, his first name is Joe, he grew up poor, and he’s got a son in the military. This is the image of a man who rolls up his sleeves and gets his hands dirty; the kind of man you can depend on; and the kind of guy who enjoys 25 to 40 short breaks during a regular work day, each time killing himself slightly. Yknow, a real man’s man.
Sarah Palin for Hooked on Phonics
Being a moron and rising to become a part of a presidential election is no simple feat. It takes lots and lots of blackmail, cover-ups, bribes, and a helpful little buddy of a program called Hooked on Phonics. It’s plain to see how much Palin has benefited from the simply illustrated lessons in reading considering that she managed to write a book, although we do see a stark resemblance between certain accounts of her life and old stories from the Babysitter’s Club series. Needless to say, Sarah Palin may have become a governor without it, but she would never have become a vice presidential candidate without the ability to read.
Barack Obama for Ecstasy
This is such a good idea that we have to say we wish we came up with it. If the eight years of W were the worst week ever, then welcome to the weekend, America. Throw on those UFO pants, pop in that glowing grill, and down an Obama pill, because the next three years are gonna be a hard-dancing, massage-getting, lollypop-licking good time, and we want you to be prepared. In a way, Obama and ecstasy fill the same void in our lives; the one that was created by irresponsible drug legislation.
