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And Now, for the First Time: Toyota Reports Losses

12/23/08 - Posted by Matt Gierhart under Economy

While the U.S. auto market is in the process of working out the details of receiving their government bailout, the Japanese auto industry is taking a hit as well. Toyota is reporting its first losses in 70 years. The auto company’s has experienced expansive growth over the past few years, largely due to the Prius gas-electric hybrid car, but even the hype of hybrid cars are no match for a dwindling economy.

The good news: no layoffs. Toyota has a history of not cutting full time jobs, even in some tough times and they are showing no signs of a reduction in full time jobs. That includes the 36,600 employees in the U.S. The bad news: it doesn’t include the part-time workers. So temps, watch out!

In spite of Toyota’s loss, they are still poised to overtake General Motors as the world’s leading car makers for 2008. Toyota began the year outselling GM by almost 400,000 cars at the beginning of the year. Since last month record low in car sales it’s not looking likely that GM will be able to match Toyota in the eight days remaining of the year. We imagine the celebration party of being the world’s leading car maker the same day as reporting losses of 1.66 billion dollars isn’t a little more sparkling wine rather than champagne. But there’s always next year, right? Nope, Toyota projects 2009 to be an even worse year. Pack that in with the weak dollar at a 13 year low against the Yen and auto maker analyst Tsuyoshi Mochimaru starts saying things like “[the reports are] unmistakable that things are extremely tough for Toyota.”

A Chrysler Christmas

12/18/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Economy, US

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If Chrysler halts production and no one had their heart set on a 2010 LeBaron, did it actually happen? The answer to both of those questions is unequivocally “yes!”

The automobile manufacturer who also controls both the Dodge and Jeep brands has announced they’ll be halting their assembly operation for the month of January, placing the blame on “”continued lack of consumer credit for the American car buyer” as the reason for the measure. The move makes them the final of the big three U.S. automakers to do so. The halt will give 46,000 employees a hefty dose of free time this holiday season as the last day of work for all 30 of the company’s plants will be this Friday. The earliest the employees might return is January 19th, but it’s all dependent on the progress of the Bush Administration’s attempts to solidify a bailout plan.

Sounds like Chrysler workers will get plenty of time to go on an awesome holiday vacation provided they actually have enough money to do so, which they probably don’t. On the bright side, the employees will be receiving paychecks, though not for their full amount, thanks to a combination from contributions from State Unemployment and the Chrysler Corporation. While it’s slightly hard to believe, Chrysler dealers have said that demand for their product is high, and that one of the main hindrances to sales has been “a lack of financing.” That just goes to show you, not everyone has the luxury of being SAVED BY ZERO.

Bailout Failout

12/12/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Economy

Not so many days ago, the auto industry hopped in their 2003 Ford Aerostar and high tailed it to Washington D.C. to reap the benefits of a $14 Billion bailout. They packed light as they were going to need plenty of the minivan’s available rear storage space for the heaps of cash they were going to be bringing back to Detroit. Unfortunately, they forgot to stop for gas (a.k.a., love from the GOP), and were metaphorically forced to pull over to the side of the road when Congress nipped the plan to rescue the U.S.’s big three automakers in the bud.

Both the White House and Congressional Democrats had endorsed the move, but the plan’s demise was ultimately due to the refusal by many Republicans to back a measure that didn’t ensure that the United Auto Workers would accept wage cuts (which is some ways made their salaries resemble that of the U.S. workers toiling in the factories of Japanese carmakers). The bailout failure puts both GM and Chrysler on the brink of collapse despite Lee Iacocca’s fervent pleas to the American public to “buy a Chrysler!” Meanwhile, the current administration continues to seek alternatives to serve as savior to the cash strapped car companies, though President Bush probably just wishes he could close his eyes and wake up on January 20th.

Tiger Loses Engine’s Roar

11/25/08 - Posted by Evan Kessler under Economy

GM execs probably haven’t given up on flying their private jets door-to-door in efforts to collect funds for this Winter’s anti-bankruptcy magazine and candy bar fundraiser, but they have found a way to cut around $7 million a year out of the budget.

Unfortunately, when $7 million gets saved someone has to feel the weight in their wallet disappear, and this time around that someone is Tiger Woods. Everyone’s favorite PGA Golf Superstar, who has carried a Buick logo on his bag o’clubs for the past nine years through 14 major championships, was said to have come to a mutual agreement with the automaker to end their endorsement deal a year before it was up. We’re not sure how Tiger will deal as he only has a video game franchise, a Nike deal, and several other endorsements to fall back on, but it’s possible he may have to get a job as a caddy at his local country club just to be able send his children to college and keep a roof over his incredibly attractive wife’s head.

On a positive note, he’ll finally get the chance to check out some of that high quality Japanese and German engineering he’s heard so much about.

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