Kids may say the darnedest things, but once they grow old enough to be taken seriously as regular members of society they start to DO them. The latest wrinkle in darn-dom is the advent of eye tattoos. That’s right, tattoos for your eyes!
As if going to the eye doctor and getting wind blown at your pupils wasn’t freaky enough, now you can go to a tattoo artist who will stick a needle in your eye and flood your cornea with a sea of ink turning the whites of your eyes whatever color your heart desires. The procedure was brought to light after last month when an online body modification zine covered the story of three people’s attempts to turn their baby blues entirely blue.
We don’t mean to pass judgement, but the only time we might foresee this modification coming in handy is if you one day find yourself in battle and the opposing general echoes that famous line…”Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes.” Otherwise, the act just seems to serve the sole purpose of freaking people out - which we’ve done well enough with our cat eye contacts.
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