The world is in mourning today after hearing of the tragic second split of dream-couple Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. No one suspected that demure and doe-eyed Silverman could ever permanently separate from the side of her strapping and handsomely chubby Prince Charming, but alas - the on again, off again couple is laughing no more.
The Sarah-initiated split has left Kimmel on an emotional rollercoaster, and sources close to the late night host were quoted at saying, “he’s bummed.” This obviously translates into “he’s a sh*&-show mess and is so lonely it’s unbelievable. How could that Silverman be such a heartless bitch?”
The fairy-tale courtship began six years ago after meeting on a Comedy Central’s roast of Hugh Hefner. There, Sarah declared her immediate attraction to him by dubbing him as fat and uncharismatic. The rest fell into place, and soon they were Hollywood’s most powerful and respected couple.
There has been no word since the split over whether Silverman has gone back into the arms of her old flame Matt Damon, but YouTube should tell us soon.
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