In a twisted tale of irony and hypocrisy, Britney Spears postponed her performance in Vancouver last night after catching a whiff of reefer a couple songs into the set. The rehabbed pop star disappeared from stage for about 35 minutes while venue security requested that anyone partaking in the passage of pot put an end to their activities lest the show be canceled for good. Apparently going green isn’t for everyone.
Finally (presumptively after everyone’s bowls were cashed) Spears did return to the stage, albeit high on Prozac, chicken wings and warm Pedialyte that was left over from the kids’ dinner. Nevertheless, she made it through the set, closing with her recent hit, Vaporiz—er, Womanizer.
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