In the age of plastic surgery, it’s no surprise when Hollywood stars stay good looking for awhile (like Robert Redford), but Jennifer Aniston is hot. Like hott, hot. And amazingly, we think she just got hottter.

The former Friends star (and current 3rd-party participant in the Brangelina saga), recently posed in nothing but a tie for GQ. Here’s a preview of what 14-year old boys all over America will have under their mattress next week:

Here’s the play-by-play: Jennifer started as a cute (if not awkward) character on a great TV show, got more famous as the sorta puzzling choice of Brad Pitt’s wife, then did a whole bunch of bad movies as the same character. Now- out of the blue- she’s looking like this: A Bond girl with classic girl-next-door charm.

At one point, Brad Pitt’s move to Angelina made sense, at least in a picking Veronica over Betty sort of way. But now it just looks stupid.*

*This sentiment is not anonymously supported by the staff of OneRiot. Not a bit. Nice one, Brian; we could airbrush the crap out of you, too.

In these difficult economic times, it’s a wonder that Linda Bollea, the soon to be ex-wife of Hulk Hogan, is even getting by on $40,000 a month.

In an effort to prevent her imminent homelessness, the former Mrs. Hulkster is requesting her monthly support check be raised from the aforementioned number to a hefty sum of $400,000. To be fair, the co-star of Hogan Knows Best has been saddled with the care of the couple’s seven dogs and the upkeep of their $7.3 million dollar Bellair, Florida mansion. She also claims that nearly half of the money she receives goes to legal fees caused by delays in the divorce process.