One of music’s most influential and boundary-breaking artists, Miley Cyrus, has recently become the target of a vicious smear campaign. It seems that British rock band Radiohead recently got too big for their britches and actually snubbed the pop icon backstage at the Grammy Awards. I think I speak for all of us when I ask, who in the hell do Radiohead think they are?

Cyrus relayed dirty details of the cold-shouldering in an interview on the Johnjay & Rich Show this past Tuesday, suggesting that the over-the-hill English upstarts, known mostly for some grunge song that came out back in like 1991, told the singer thanks but no thanks when she requested a face-to-face meeting. It’s common knowledge that Cyrus channels Radiohead in most of her music—though we have no idea why—and she felt the band would be honored to speak with someone of her experience. Yet such was not the case: “If someone, like, said that, like, ‘I would cry if I met them. I really want to meet them,’ I would freaking, like, run and, like, give them the biggest hug in the world because that’s cool, you know. But they were like, ‘We don’t really do that.’

It goes without saying that everyone at OneRiot will be boycotting Thom Yorke and his band of sissy dandies from here on out… in fact, we might even do something really drastic - like call the karma police. Yeah, watch the f out.