Chia, makers of home adornments for the sad and lonely, angered Walgreen’s patrons in Tampa and Chicago when the Chia Obama became available in the chain’s stores suddenly and without warning. The product looks suspiciously harmless to the untrained, rational eye - just a plantlife depiction of our current president’s former hairstyle - but those experienced with enragement at the trivial can discern the horrible injustice that is taking place here: simulating an afro via Chia is horribly, disgustingly racist.
Though Walgreen’s store managers can choose the merchandise carried in their stores, HQ had to be called in on this catastrophe, upon which the most powerful entities in the epic world of pharmacy struck the Chia Obamas from their shelves and willed them into dust. Thank whatever god you pray to, because this, the Chia Obama, was the biggest problem we have right now.
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