
The Story: The race is on to catch a local Goose murderer before he strikes down another feathered friend.
The Search: Goose Murder
A Connecticut town is in shock following the willful and intentional killing of one of their local population. The murder of Big Boy the Goose left the animal crushed and lying in a heap in the middle of the road with a note attached to its body. Now, detectives, linguists, and investigators of all calibers are attempting to decipher the bizarre and cryptic message. “Killed with intent. How pathetic we are as a species.”
Homicide Detective Arthur Foupa, Meriden Police Dept.
Lacerations around the feet and drumstick area of the victim suggest there was a brief pursuit, followed by a struggle that ensued at bodily contact. Whoever did this hated geese, not necessarily this goose. The note suggests that the killer is speaking as a goose and referring the the goose species as pathetic. An artificial feather found 200 yards from the scene suggest the killer may even have been dressed as a goose while committing the murder. Other evidence shows tha… I’m sorry. This case is difficult for me to discuss, as Big Boy was a close personal friend of mine. We are doing all we ca…(sob) Excuse me. I’m…I’m…this press conference is over. (more…)














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