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Shoot ‘em Up: Two Men Charged with Injecting HIV

11/13/08 - Posted by Carmel Hagen under Health

Two (horrible, appalling, extremely hell-bound) Dutch men have been charged with injecting 14 victims with HIV.

The actions of Peter M. and Hans J. (full names not released according to Dutch law) can not be interpreted as attempted murder due to the Dutch court’s ruling that HIV is only a chronic illness, not a decidedly fatal one (Ed note: OH: that’s crap). Because the men were willingly participating in unprotected orgies, the origins of the victims’ HIV can also not be proven. (Ed note: OH: Slightly more understandable crap, but still crap)

The men will serve 9 and 5 years, respectively. This hardly amounts for the amount of cumulative lifespan they’ve probably whacked off their sex party friends’ lives, but the nature of their crime probably guarantees an even rougher time in prison.

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KKK Murders White Woman

11/12/08 - Posted by Carmel Hagen under US

An Oklahoma woman was killed during a KKK initiation after the ritual went wrong(er), and the group tried to cover it up by simply dumping her body on a country road and burning her belongings.

However, by Tuesday all eight of the associated KKK members were locked up, including Raymond “Chuck” Foster, the 44 year-old man believed to be the group’s leader and murderer of the unidentified woman.

“The IQ level of this group is not impressive, to be kind,” stated St. Tammany Parish Sheriff Jack Strain.

The woman, who had come in contact with the group over the internet, was supposed to be initiated near the small Louisiana town of Sun, but after a fight broke out (the details of which are hazy) previously initiated members seemingly forgot which race they were against. Or something…no one seems to know exactly what happened at that Louisiana river bank, but we personally feel very confident in surmising that, whatever it was, it was LAME.

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